A Recipe
Mix together
in a bowl
the following
invisible things:
Ad no alcohol,
zero grains,
absolutely no
sugar, no beans,
no milk, butter,
or cream, and no other
artificial anything.
I have a bad
feeling about this.
Someone in the house
wants to go healthy
and I have agreed
to play along.
The part of me
that knows it’s a
good idea is engaged
with the other part
in an epic match
of mud wrestling.
Let’s see who
comes out on top.