Sunday, January 6, the end of Winter Break in the school district for which I work. Always mixed feelings about the end of any lengthy break from teaching. There’s some dread about having to get up and work hard again, always. And there’s a sense of discombobulation and confusion about what it was we were doing before this two week interruption and how again were we supposed to get back to business. But there’s also a sense of longing again for the normal rhythm of the school day and the five day work week, for mostly positive interactions with colleagues whose company I sincerely enjoy and miss, and for my students who, because there are just so damn many of them, guarantee always that no day will be the same as the last day.
It’s been a productive little break for me, but in unexpected ways. I’ve been writing like a fiend. This will be my eighth blog entry in two weeks time–nine, if I decide to publish the really weird one I wrote about prepositions. I wrote almost 2,000 words toward a new novel. I decided to participate this January in an off-shoot bastard child of National Novel Writing Month, January Novel Revision Month–which for me, will be less like revision and more like drafting, but without the kind of hard core goal of 50,000 words in a single month. I have made for myself a goal of 20,000 words. We’ll see about that once the work week kicks up again. So, this productivity has come with some costs. I feel selfish. We haven’t done very many things as a family this break. I read only about 70 pages into one book by Andrew Pham called The Eaves of Heaven and played around a lot in The Onion Book of Known Knowledge. We saw The Hobbit. I didn’t see very many friends. Didn’t make any progress on the new Here Comes Everybody recording–which I fantasized about finishing over the break.
Productivity seems to be always a kind of balancing act and all the things I’d like to get done during a break away from teaching get thrown into a big sack and tossed around and dumped out and always some things get done, maybe even some really impressive things get done, like nine blog entries and 2,000 words of fiction, but nevertheless, I feel somehow disappointed. It’s a personal problem, I know.
And the project to enlist subject matter help for blog entries from readers and friends has been fascinating and inspiring. I may keep going with this, but I like the idea of this blog entry being a kind of conclusion to that particular project–which is a bit of a problem, because I got lots of subject matter suggestions that I have yet had an opportunity to tackle, a whole bunch of other OF essays that I did not get to write. So, perhaps, in conclusion, it might be fun to tackle a bunch of those in short form–the aphoristic OF essay.
Of Aging: I’ve been thinking about this one a lot and have come to the conclusion finally that there’s not a lot of good to say about it. With age comes wisdom and with wisdom comes ambiguity and with ambiguity comes complexity and confusion, pain and suffering.
Of Sanguinity: Despite that fact that aging is not good for anyone, at least physically, there are always things to be happy about.
Of Textbooks: except textbooks.
Of Eternity: We are blips in space and time.
Of Milk: I hate those posters of celebrities with milk mustachios. They seem somehow obscene. And I hate the grammar problem there, also. No, I don’t got milk. I don’t have any milk. Or, if I do got milk, I have it. I have milk. But that’s no good either. I am drinking milk in this moment. Or, yes, there is milk in the fridge and I can drink it if I choose. Otherwise, outside of my aversion to this particular ad campaign, I am totally in favor of milk, enjoy it on cereal, appreciate its contribution over the years to the health of my bones, and recommend it to young people everywhere. And I’m fascinated by the thought of the first human being to ever drink the stuff or suggest drinking it to others.
Of Beer: I love beer. Last night I had a really great one, aged in bourbon barrels, served in a brandy snifter. I love bourbon and brandy and beer.
Of Good That Comes From Vice: Good things come from drinking beer. But in particular, with this one, I was thinking about how much blog writing I finished in my efforts to procrastinate the writing of fiction.
Of Sincerity: This one fascinates me. Especially as a teacher, or as an artist, there are a bizillion opportunities to tell people what you think of them and their work. I find it difficult to be sincere and positive all of the time. Sincere negativity, while it’s honest, is not always helpful because it has the potential to hurt. But I would rather say nothing than to say something positive when I don’t mean it. And I often find myself NOT responding when students say stupid things–and I know sometimes they perceive that as negative response. Did I just say that sometimes students say stupid things? That was a moment of sincerity. They really do sometimes say stupid things. But I would never say to a student, “that was a stupid thing to say.” Is that, then, insincerity? Not exactly. Do you see the problem? I guess you’re not being insincere just because you don’t speak out loud what you honestly feel–out of respect, decorum, or common courtesy. That’s just about being in the world and not making enemies and trying to be kind as often as you can without lying to people.
Of Strange Phobias: I have little first hand knowledge of this, but I can imagine all kinds of interesting things of which to be afraid: bean bags, Scotch tape, post-it notes, music, flowers, cute puppies, dust motes, light, sugar, pencils, insert any mundane object here. In a twisted world you could make any of these things scary, I suppose, and that has to be the answer, right, that people who are afraid of the mundane, or conversely, those who are in love with or who fetishize the mundane, have had some kind of life-twist, biologically or experientially, that has made them respond to particular objects in “strange” or at least unconventional ways. Of this one, someone should write a book. I’m 99% sure someone already has.
Of Ghosts: A great song by the 80’s English pop band Japan. Otherwise, yes, I believe in ghosts–as memories. I’m haunted on a regular basis by quite a few, thank you very much.
Of Music As Language: There’s nothing else to say, perhaps, at this juncture, other than, yes, music is a language, universally understood, perhaps, the solution to all of humanity’s problems. I don’t know if I believe that, but I’d like to.
Of Course: Yes. That’s it. It’s obvious. It’s true. I am in complete agreement. No doubt about it. Of course.
And in conclusion–Of Gratitude for Good Suggestions for Blog Topics: thanks to Michelle, Michelle, Mary, Chris, Chris, Kraig, Cary, Jim, Kerstin, Eric, Jeff, Cody, Brandon, Ostin, Don the Geek, and if I’ve forgotten someone I am terribly sorry.
2 thoughts on “Of The End of Winter Break and a Bunch of Other Of”
Michael – I loved this blog entry! May I say… thank you for not pointing out in high school when I said something stupid. Also, did you notice several of the possible phobias you listed are commonly found in a classroom? I hope your transition back to work is smooth and the kids are happier to be back than sulky. Last, moths. The stupid thing I have a phobia about is moths. Go figure. Thanks again!!!
Shandra, you rock. Thank you. I would not have had, in high school, the wherewithal to point out anything stupid you may have said. I can’t even imagine the possibility of you even coming close to saying a stupid thing. Congratulations on your new blog. You’ve had a productive winter, also!