The Bikers were minding their own business,
standing around their bonfire,
working super hard to keep it going
despite the occasional and violent rain,
causing no harm, no disturbance,
when a giant boy in red sweat pants
and a black hoodie scooped them off
the beach and tossed them into the ocean
to a group of hungry Oregon sea lions.
In a fit of joyous hilarity, the giant boy
in red sweat pants and a black hoodie
took off like hell down the beach
against the rain, into the wind,
laughing diabolically.
michael jarmer 