Automobile payments. Assholes.
Bladder infections. Bad bourbon.
Cancer, all kinds. C-sections. Car crashes.
Death of Dads, Moms, and Dogs.
Evil people. Erectile dysfunction.
Fallopian tube removal.
Gangrene. Gingivitis. Grading papers.
Hangovers. Head wounds.
Jail, I’m told.
Ketchup stains. Kleptocracies.
Motormouths. Munchausen by Proxy.
Query letters, unanswered.
Secularly transmitted diseases.
Too much testosterone. Trump.
Unanswered query letters.
Vasectomies, I’m guessing.
Wasting away, wasting time, weight loss programs.
Xanax, taken unnecessarily.
You, on a bad day.