#327: Things That Are No Fun, A to Z.

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Automobile payments. Assholes.
Bladder infections. Bad bourbon.
Cancer, all kinds. C-sections. Car crashes.
Dentist appointments.
Death of Dads, Moms, and Dogs.
Evil people. Erectile dysfunction.
Fallopian tube removal.
Gangrene. Gingivitis. Grading papers.
Hangovers. Head wounds.
Indecisiveness. Idiocy.
Jail, I’m told.
Ketchup stains. Kleptocracies.
Leeches.
Motormouths. Munchausen by Proxy.
Nut allergies.
Ovary removal.
Prostate exams.
Query letters, unanswered.
Rabies. Racism.
Secularly transmitted diseases.
Too much testosterone. Trump.
Unanswered query letters.
Vasectomies, I’m guessing.
Wasting away, wasting time, weight loss programs.
Xanax, taken unnecessarily.
You, on a bad day.
Zombies.

 

Published by michaeljarmer

I'm a public high school English teacher, fiction writer, poet, and musician in Portland, Oregon

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