I’ve been a school teacher
for a very long time but I never
did get to teach the classes
I think students really need.
Here’s a short list of my best
work, potentially, as an educator:
Be Really Quiet 101
How Not to Be an Ass
Favorite Words for Beginners
Advanced Favorite Words
Poems for Patients Who Chew Gum
What’s Wrong With Boys?
How to Love Your Mind
Where Food Belongs, and It’s Not Where You Think
Should You Write On This?
Things in This Room That Don’t Belong to You
Love, Kindness, and Respect:
Why You Don’t Have Any, How You Might Give It Or Get Some More Often
Is This Garbage, Paper Recycling, Or Bottle Recycling, and as Such, Where Does it Go?
Bottle Flipping Is A Stupid Past Time
How To Tell The Difference Between a Charging Input and the Headphone Jack on the Chromebook
Underrated Happiness for Beginners
Advanced Underrated Happiness
Listening is a Good Thing 101
You’re Not As Stupid As You Think
The Semi-colon is Neat, and Other Favorite Punctuation Pieces, Such As: Dangerous Tricks with Dashes and Interrobangs
Shut Up and Read Your Book, a Book, Any Book
How Your Stupid Smart Phone Is Killing You
Awareness: A Thing You Too Could Have