#335: CPR Anytime!

How many times
have you had the urge
to do CPR in your home?
Now you can do CPR
anytime you want!
Perfect for dinner parties,
summer pool get-togethers,
birthday bashes, and
holiday festivities
with friends and family,
any occasion during
which some unfortunate
soul might keel over.
Fun for all ages.
Get a kick out of watching
Dad struggle with the
inflatable incapacitated person!
See grandma flounder because
she isn’t familiar with
“Staying Alive” by the Bee Gees!
Try to trick the young ones
into providing mouth to mouth
to the dummy!
CPR Anytime provides
Hours of entertainment
by developing useful,
potentially life-saving skills
while coming to grips with the idea
that at any time, someone you love,
or a complete stranger, might be
accidentally dying in your presence.


Published by michaeljarmer

I'm a public high school English teacher, fiction writer, poet, and musician in Portland, Oregon

One thought on “#335: CPR Anytime!

  1. Omg. How appallingly pleasing, to have a poem I don’t entirely know how to feel about ..
    Thank you!

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